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pigeon666:

Holy SHIT WHERE AM I

nosignofwings:

they come in twos. you come in twos. you and you. kill your double.

Welcome to Night Vale | Episode 19 | The Sandstorm

toniic:

"He’s holding a cat."

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occamsphaser:

okay but imagine cecil and carlos deciding to get married and talking about if one of them wants to take the other’s last name or if they want to hyphenate or what

and cecil just is like “not that i don’t think every part of you is perfect but i think most people would agree that ‘palmer’ is a…

i-would-hail-it:

Or else.

Wtnv July Fandom Challenge

July 23rd: Favorite “Word From Our Sponsors” segment.

themonsterghosts:

my girlfriend has been asking me to post this for months lol Carlos just really wanted to know how the whole floating at a fixed point thing worked.

The neighbors said they were able to identify McDaniels because he matched police sketches of an eighteen-foot-tall, five-headed dragon that had been posted across Night Vale.

I can certainly see how he charmed his way out of an arrest. He must never get tickets. What a guy.

turnitonandhide:

epwnine:

date a girl who reads. date a girl who reads every book she can get her hands on. who slaughtered a librarian to read those books. date a girl who shoots down helicopters with slingshots and commands an army. wait, did i say date? i meant follow into battle. follow Tamika Flynn into battle.

we will not worship a smiling god